Boil in the Bag Man I am the boil in the bag man I've got a two-week vacation I eat my boil in the bag food That you boil in the bag, ah-hah I go.. I am the boil in the bag man I've got a leatherette suitcase It's got chrome on the handles, yeah And I'll splash it all over my Henry Cooper I go.. I am the boil in the bag man I eat my boil in the bag food I've got a boil in the bag brain That you boil in the bag Oh dear, I said.. Never mind Guitar solo, listen.. I am the boil in the bag man I've got an average ego I buy my books from mail-order, yeah My wife's name is Phyllis, she's very, very pretty We go.. I am the boil in the bag man I eat my boil in the bag food I've got a boil in the bag brain That you boil in the bag Oh dear, I said.. I am the boil in the bag man I eat my boil in the bag food I've got a boil in the bag brain That you boil in the bag Oh dear, I said We go... © BMG Music Publishing Limited This page is part of the Prince Charming Lyrics Site