B-Side Baby

"Good morning there, listeners, and here we are in sunny Soho on a thursday morning. It's 12:22 and I think- 
Who's that coming to the studio right now? My god it looks like- It's not like- Looks like Marco! Oh my god, it IS Marco! You ready Marco? (yeah!) Who's that next to you? Chris DeNiro! You ready Chris? (Yay!) Count Wiczling, you ready? (ready!)
Well I'm ready..."

A-one, two, a-buckle my shoe!

My baby says I mistreat her
I don't know about that
I only know when I beat her
She likes to call me a -

She keeps on playing those B-side records
All day long in the flat
"They're a little bit obscure" she says
I call her a -

B-side baby
And that's that
She's just a B-side baby
And that's a fact (ooh)

*I think "Punk" is an overused word
As a matter of fact
I hate Joey Ramone when he says
He's gonna beat on a -

He's going to find himself d-down an alley
With his face beaten flat
And a spray job in bright pink letters, saying
B-R-A-T spells

B-side baby
And that's that
A b-side baby
And that's a fact (ooh, put it in my ear!)

B-side baby
And that's that
She's just a B-side baby
And that's a fact (away!)

My baby says I mistreat her
I don't know about that
I only know when I beat her
She likes to call me a -

She keeps on playing those B-side records
All day long in the flat
"They're a little bit obscure" she says
I call her a -

B-side baby
And that's that
A b-side baby
And that's a fact (ooh, put it in my ear!)

A b-side baby
And that's that
She's just a B-side baby
And that's a fact (it is, it is, it is)

*alternative verse in early live versions:

You gonna get ya an ulcer from your
Laying round on your back
And if I see you with that boy
I'm gonna tie you up

 

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